We get a lot of inquiries here about Crowned Heads hats and shirts. “Where do I get one of those cool hats??!!” etc… While we would like to have all of our ‘Loyal Royals’ proudly wear all the stuff we come out with, the reality is that we can only do very limited quantities and consequently can’t put them up for sale.
My response is always the same when asked the question: Please stay tuned to Twitter, etc. for a chance to win a hat or shirt, as Jon frequently holds contests to give away the latest Crowned Heads gear…
For anyone that may not be a Twitter person, or yet be subscribed to the ‘Royal Report‘, today might be your lucky day!
CONTEST:
Compose and submit your best ‘Four Kicks’ rhyme and be eligible to win a Four Kicks Cap:
Good Luck!
With all apologies to Steve Martin and the writers of The Man With Two Brains)
Oh, Crowned Heads
Oh, pointy pointy.
Anoint my head.
Anointy nointy.
Good One Ray! LOL
Title: Four Kicks, How I Long For You
Dreaming of days of you in my hand
Filling my palette with balance of grand
The Red and Gold band makes you look so fine
And one of these days you’ll be all mine
When you smoke, you are full of class
But others, I prefer to pass
I’ve called and requested your presence
The tobacconist says you are not in attendance.
My heart breaks at sounds of those words
And there is no other that I would prefer.
You are the only one to always outdo
Four Kicks, how I long for you
Wether on the couch or on the porch,
Four Kicks are the sticks that get the torch.
Thick smoke from my lips, the flavors aplenty,
I’ve already smoked 4, thank god for another twenty.
Leather and spice, the flavors so nice,
I would seek this stick out, whatever the price.
And now I’ve smoked it down, there’s only a nub,
I hope this ryhme was worth a shirt or a hat bub.
Resting comfortably in my humidor,
Four Kicks is the cigar I reach for.
A flick of my torch and the foot burns brightly,
A ritual of mine that’s practiced nightly.
Because a little relaxation is all I need,
For this, Crowned Heads wins best in breed.
Jon left CAO
A few years ago
Tired of the corporate B.S.
Soon Crowned Heads formed
and Four Kicks was born
A cigar with style and finesse.